THE RIGHT ROW!!!

"I beg Your Pardon" said the man returning to his seat in the theater, "But did I step on your toes when I left?"

"You certainly did." answered the annoyed patron.

The man turned to his companion, "Honey ! Come on " he said, "We are in the right row!"

OXYGEN

One person to another in front of a science-museum exhibit: "It says here that oxygen was discovered 200 years ago."
"WOW! What did people breathe before that?"

HOT TIP

A chemistry professor chalked the formula HNO₃ on the blackboard.Then he wheeled about and pointed a finger at the sleepiest member of the class.
"Identify this formula",He demanded.
"Er, er, aaaa, ah, oh" Stammered the unhappy student."I have it right on the tip of my tongue , sir....."
"In that case," said the professor, "You'd better spit it out, ITS NITRIC ACID"

MONEY OR MATH???

Besty: "If you have 2 rupees and ask your father for 4 rupees, how much will you have?"

Billy: "Two Rupees"

Besty: "You don't know your math"

Billy: "You don't know my father !!"

Haloween.

A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied.
"We'll scare your father too."

LETZ RUN

Walking down the street a man passes a house, and notices a child trying to reach the door bell .No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can't make it.

The man calls out, "Let me get that for you.", And bounds onto the porch to ring the bell.
"Thanks Mister,"Said The child, "Now, lets run."